Marshall Dyson wants one thing and one thing only: to raze his grandfatherās island to the ground. Everything is ready to goāāexcept for the freakinā bunnies! Hundreds of the furry critters hopping about and multiplying before his eyes. And then thereās the American Bunny League, along with one distractingly beautiful veterinarian, taking him to court to save them…
Dr. Augusta āGusā North canāt believe the grumpyāand annoyingly hotābuilder sheās facing in court cares more about demo-ing some cabin than the lives of 200 bunnies. But when the judge orders Marshall to stay on the island and help her rehome the rabbits ā the entire month ā she knows theyāre going to need to lay some ground rules.
Like, for example, absolutely no kissing. Might as well go ahead and get that in writing. Sure itās on a napkin, but that still counts.
How hard could it be to keep their hands off each other amidst all the fighting? Surprisingly, harder than wrangling 200 bunnies…
Title: | The Kissing Contract |
Author: | Amy Andrews |
Series: | n/a |
Pages: | 365 |
Genre(s): | Contemporary |
Trope(s): | Enemies to Lovers |
Point of View: | |
Location: | US |
HEA: | āļø |
Release Date: | 8th April, 2019 |
Funny, sexy and clever
I have newly discovered Amy Andrews and hugely enjoyed her last book (Nothing But Trouble). However, Iām going to be honest and say that this worried me slightly when I started this book – would I enjoy this one as much as I did the last, and would it live up to expectations?
The answer to that is oh my god, yes!
Amy Andrews just has a way with words that pulls me in and makes me 100% absorbed in the story sheās telling and the characters sheās writing. Sheās also so damn funny. I canāt tell you how many times I laughed out loud while reading this book. And I mean proper laughing out loud as well as those very ladylike snorts of laughter!
While the underlying story of saving the bunnies may sound slightly silly, the book certainly isnāt. While itās definitely light, fun and very humorous, itās got smarts, is interesting and has depth as well as heart. Oh, and I forgot to mention itās sexy as hell.
Which is surprising given that our main couple donāt have sex for the majority of the book due to said kissing contract they initiate after finding themselves on opposing sides yet irritatingly attracted to each other! Everyone else is humping like bunnies – including the bunnies – but not Gus and Marshall. But when they doā¦boy oh boy! This book is a masterclass in how you do sexual tension!
I really liked Marshall. I mean really liked him. Heās a bit of a guy – he does alright with ladies and heās sexy as hell. But heās also a good man. And for a girl like Gus who has been judged and objectified for her looks for most of her life – heās a surprising godsend and exactly the right match for her. I want a Marshall for my very own. Dirty mind, dirty mouth, a good body and a good heart.
Gus was also a character I could really root for and get behind. She was passionate and down to earthā¦until she was provoked which is when she turned haughty. And the way it riled up Marshall just made so happy. I love a bit of annoyance in a love story! And I have to admit that I liked how Gus handled the pairās reconciliation. It made me appreciate her as a character as well as making me believe that this couple would stay together after I closed the book!
I want to keep going and tell you all the things I loved about this book – all the scenes, all the jokes, all the sexy bits and all the genius writing. But instead Iāll just tell you again how much I loved this book and recommend that if you like your love stories with a humour and fun (and bunnies) then youāll love this book, too. 5 stars from me.
Amy is an Aussie author of hot contemporary romance who believes in multiple orgasms, mighty wangs and happily ever afters. Sheās been penning them for over twenty years and has 70+ books to her name.
As well as unforgettable characters and great sex youāll also be treated to some laughs and a dollop of quirk because Amy doesnāt seem to know how to write a book without a bit of both. You might also cry a little because thereās nothing she loves more than a laughy-criey book!
She also loves sunsets and rainbows, unicorns and mermaids, booze and travel. And her home that overlooks the ocean. She may also happen to believe she was a Roman goddess in her past life because it’s the only thing that explains her adoration for all things Italy.
Excerpt:
He could operate a fucking crane. There was no sensitive in the seat of a thirty ton crane.
āWhat are you even doing there?ā
Now that was a good question. If Marshall was honest, he didnāt really know. But he sure as shit wasnāt going to admit that to his brother.
āI was supposed to be here this week anyway. We were supposed to break ground on the project, remember?ā
āYeah. But that got delayed. Remember?ā
If anyone, other than another lawyer, had ever had any success in arguing with a lawyer, Marshall hadnāt met them. āThought Iād be here for when the ABL people arrived on Monday.ā
āTo throw a welcome party?ā
āTo…keep an eye on things.ā
āTheyāre rescuing rabbits, Marshall. What in hell do you think theyāre going to get up to?ā
āI want to make sure theyāre being efficient.ā
That sounded better. Marshall wanted this done. Over. He wanted his grandfather expunged from this island. He couldnāt expunge him from all existence but he could remove every last trace of his presence here.
And he wanted it done yesterday.
āSo, what? Youāre going to oversee the project or something, now?ā
āNo.ā He didnāt have time for that. But…Maybe he did have time given that heād cleared his schedule for starting work on this job quite some time ago?
No.
āI just want to get a feel for them.ā
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